Stacyisms

For those of you who know my husband, you probably know that he oh so rarely says dumb things and that he is always quick to point out when you (or I) do.  So for all of you that have been ridiculed, belittled, or put down, here is my gift to you! 

This week the news was predicting a lot (6+ inches) of snow for our area.  They're not anymore.  Whatever.  Anyway, when they were forecasting this, I mentioned to Stacy that I needed to go the store and stock up on some staples, as we were running low. 

Stacy:  What the hell do we need staples for?
Me:  In case we get snowed in.
Stacy: *dumbfounded*
Me:  You know I'm talking about kitchen staples, right? Milk? bread?
Stacy:   Oh! I was gonna say, I ain't ever heard of people needing to staple a bunch stuff when they got snowed in.
Me: *dumbfounded*

Yes, my smart husband actually said this and yes, he was actually serious.

People, you are welcome.