Things I've learned from my hairdresser:
1) If your mom is acting "bitchy" (his word, not mine), threaten to send her to the retirement home where they don't turn you. Fortunately, I don't think Stacy and I will ever use this information because we both have the sweetest moms in the world. So stay this way ladies and your retirement will be just fine...
2) If you ask your gay hairdresser to do your make-up for a Mardi Gras ball, he will use make-up tricks learned from watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
3) If you're ever in Orange Beach, eat/drink at Cobalt.
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